the suburban. eats anything if it’s vegan. pizza, candy, soup, impossible burgers.
the crash dieter. eats a super unhealthy diet with only a few vital food groups.
the plant based. has 4 stomachs and only hobby is chewing whole grains.
the urban. uses voodoo to eat 5000 calories daily without getting fat. don’t ask about his supps.
the rural. is that weird vegan that actually eats vegetables and sweet potatoes.
the stereotype. eats salad, tofu, and 30 bananas daily. lives in Canada.
the hemoglobin. one vein is for EPO, the other is for sugar. has considered implanting a 3rd lung.
the former. is now living their best life at 5’2 300 lbs. cardio is walking to toilet 10x daily.
the indian. diet consists of rice, mangos, and potato curry. probably has really good hair.
the east asian. probably a competitive ultramarathon runner.
the russian. never eats meat because it’s contaminated with lethal amounts of metal and oil.
the athlete. has never eaten a low glycemic food in his life.
the stranded on island. final boss of veganism.